The Bizzare GameFAQs phone sex thread

If you're a nerd in the know, you should be well aware that the GameFAQs message boards are filled inane posting by bored teens talking about how l33t they are. This is why the phone sex thread is so precious. Instead of declaring their love via their email, they decided to use an abandoned GameFAQs message board to relay messages to each other. Besides references to kinky phone sex, you get "I'm a sad nerd!" posts like these.

I am so sick of being lonely..haven't I suffered enough in life? Where is my female knight in ****ing shining armor? Where is this supposed blossomed rose who appreciates me as much as I appreciate her? What the ****? Is this just some sort of twisted game of procreation? Don't soulmates count anymore? Or are we just pawns in a game of "****-me chess"? I am so sick and tired of attractive people hooking up and contributing to a ****ed-up mongoloid gene pool...flesh and fantasy are all but a facade of our deepest desires now...doesn't intense carnal craving PLUS intelligent conservation count for anything anymore?!?

Or how about this?

Me...I am suffering at work. I got very little sleep (*wink wink*) last night, I just kinda laid around all day and watched college football at my friend's house that I am watching for the weekend. Then I got motivated and cleaned up the place for the party I'm throwing tomorrow night. I got talked into watching 'Constant Gardener' with a friend and thoroughly enjoyed it. But now I am at work and I am EXTREMELY tired and grumpy...

(don't worry, I won't take it out on you :P)

C'est l'amour, tout la monde! C'est l'amour!
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